I'm not with the Titans because they're an adult team of their own now, not because anything bad happened. Kori's rediscovering herself ... with a weird boyfriend, but that's whatever.

[ Not getting into that! He pets Haley who has settled on Jason for a nap. ]

Think of this universe as a timelapse half a decade ahead of your own. Your friends are fine, Jay, they just grew up a bit.