[ hey, cold pizza is great. any food with beer is great. Jason's fully used to having nothing, so he'll eat pretty much anything. ]

A girl, huh. Should've known since she likes me so much.

[Jason needs all the licking, and he'll gladly take it while he listens to Dick ramble on about Bludhaven. this Dick definitely talks a hell of a lot more than his own as well- not that he wants to compare. they both know how not great that went before.]

Hold the fuck up. Tony Zucco's daughter is the mayor? Of this play you're living in?