Why'd you pick this place anyways? Blüdhaven. Sounds real fucking goth and totally the opposite of Detroit.

[which makes sense. this Dick seems to be the total opposite of a lot of things his Dick is. His universes Dick. the actual guy is not his at all.

More differences as Jason follows into the kitchen and there's a beer waiting for him too. yeah, that would never happen.]

I can take a few little bites. Right, boy?

[Jason scoops up the puppy this time, letting him scramble against his chest and lick him if he wants to. he fucking loves dogs. they're way better than people are.]

Stay the night? Uh... Sure. Yeah sure, I can do that.